KEVIN MAGUIRE: 'Keir Starmer is sowing the seeds of bigger political battles ahead'

Skyrocketing military spending is Keir Starmer’s Achilles’ heel when funding a dubious splurge will make the welfare crisis appear a picnic.

Because thinking of a number, doubling it then adding some more without a clue where the cash comes from- fresh deep cuts, tax rises, higher borrowing? - is a £30billion ticking time bomb. Our under-fire Prime Minister could be forgiven should he go to bed cursing not Vladimir Putin but Donald Trump when the Kremlin’s Oval Office bullies him and other European leaders into squandering precious extra resources on rearmament.

Britain’s near £60billion last year confirmed us in the world’s half-dozen top spenders, according to the International Institute for Strategic Studies, and there’s little confidence a wasteful, profligate Ministry of Defence would deploy the windfall wisely. Starmer’s sowing the seeds of bigger political battles ahead even as he utters mea culpas for a battered first 12 months.

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Stick to the panicky Nato 3.5% or 5% target, both figures would be damaging when the UK’s below 2.5% and the raided aid budget is shrivelled, and a 2028 or 2029 General Election will be a minefield for whoever is Labour leader or, for that matter, heading the Tories, Reform and Lib Dems. Enhancing living standards and transforming key public services such as education and justice, health enjoying deservedly reviving injections, would be nigh on impossible to promise realistically in a second term manifesto alongside tanks, destroyers and nuclear bombers.

Distracted Starmer blaming international summits and the Middle East for taking his eye off the benefits ball, failing to appreciate Labour rebels put their country first, party second to champion the disabled, is a potential reset, a restart, a relaunch, ahead of Friday’s anniversary of a Westminster landslide from a different age. The optimism’s vanished, vanquished by own goals over winter fuel, free spectacles and, Tuesday’s Commons vote will attest, welfare, yet all is far from lost for him and Labour.

Deeply unhappy Labour MPs are heard contemplating life after Sir Keir, ears of deputy Angela Rayner and Health Secretary Wes Streeting likely to be buring. Up in the polls, Nigel Farage and Reform could repeat the shooting star crash of Roy Jenkins and the SDP back in the early 1980s.

David Cameron and George Osborne were pronounced for the hot pot during the 2012 pasty tax furore before winnin a Tory majority in 2015. Starmer may have up to four years to put it all right but the PM needs a plan to avoid plummeting into that defence black hole he dug to appease Trump.

Grotesque nuptials

Obscenity not glamour was paraded in Venice with Forbes calculating the Jeff Bezos-Lauren Sanchez grotesque nuptials may have cost upwards of £20million. As the only Socialist Senator in the USA, Bernie Sanders, reminded us, kids go hungry and 60% of Americans live paycheque to paycheque while a super-wealthy oligarchic class party at the expense of the impoverished many.

Britain has its filthy rich and dirt poor too with relatively lightly taxed tycoons now threatening to up sticks and flee abroad should a wavering Treasury require this entitled bunch to pay a slightly fairer share, Eggheads Kate Pickett and Richard Wilkinson’s groundbreaking 2009 study, The Spirit Level, demonstrated how equality is better for everyone and fairer societies are happier countries.

So to put a smile on our faces I’m offering to drive to Heathrow in my nine-year-old Sunderland-built Nissan Qashqai any bloodsucking parasites doing us a favour by leaving.

Tartan Tory

I Don’t Want to Talk About It when I’m a big fan of his music but rock legend Rod Stewart can be a leg end over politics. Long viewed as a Tartan Tory despite a 2024 Labour flirtation courtesy of influential wife Penny Lancaster, there are two reasons why It’s a Heartache that Rod’s suddenly giving, as he puts it, Nigel Farage a chance.

The first is ignorance, Rod falling hook, line and sinker for the lie Starmer sold out Scottish fishing when the PM in fact netted a big catch for the industry by persuading the EU to cut export red tape while rolling over Boris Johnson’s trawler deal.

And the second is fishy Farage is essentially the same slippery Putin fan boy criticised by Rod in 2024 for parroting the Kremlin line that the West provoked Russia into invading Ukraine. Music and politics are never plain Sailing.

No-brainer

It's no wonder some asylum seekers work on the side when they receive not untold riches but £1.42 a day in accommodation with meals provided or £7.03 if they must buy their own grub, clothing and toiletries. The only folk who earn a fortune from a multi-billion broken system bequeathed to Labour by incompetent Tories are spiv bosses exploiting willing hands barred from employment and Fat Cat landlords and hoteliers milking taxpayers.

Ending the ban on newcomers legally taking jobs while awaiting decisions on whether they stay or go would allow them to pay their own rent and bills as well as tax and save us a small fortune. It’s a no-brainer. The Reform, Tory and Labour politicians opposed are the ones costing up a packet.

Going up

With foreshortened limbs the Commons’ only visibly physically disabled member, talk of Marie Tisdall’s fraught call with Rachel Reeves emphasised the value of the Penistone MP’s insights and why the Chancellor was dangerously marooned on the wrong side of benefit cuts.

Going down

Tory ex-Minister George Freeman reporting himself for investigation despite insisting he broke no rules leaves us wondering when these money-grabbing second-jobber will learn after emails showed the MP asked a company paying him £5,000 a month for eight hours work to help draft Parliamentary questions.

Speaker's corner

“ALL life is sacred. And I find it pretty revolting we’ve got to a state in this conflict where you’re supposed to sort of cheer on one side or the other like it’s a football team.” I’m with Wes Streeting after Glastonbury rapper Bob Vylan nauseatingly led crowds chanting “death, death to the IDF [Israel Defense Forces]” yet the bigger outrage at the mo is the actual relentless, ongoing wholesale slaughter of innocent Palestinians in Gaza and settler killings in the occupied since West Bank since that horrific Hamas pogrom.